Akpos a University student who shocked his lecturer with the kind of English he didn’t expect.
Akpos is a varsity student. The Lecturer ordered him to write an apology letter showing why he didn’t submit an assignment.
Dear Lecturer,
I’m sorry I could not do the homework on time because I was tired after watching televison.
Thank you..
The Lecturer warns him to write a formal letter with formal english or reflective of a varsity student lest he be punished.
This is what Akpos wrote…
Dear knowledge conduit,
My sovereign persona is thoroughly apologetic for my sordid academic behavioural inactivity or
academic hybernation as regards the assignment.
academic hybernation as regards the assignment.
Unfortunately, our smart samsung HDTV was visually competitive in relation to the assignment, prompting me to fall prey to its seduction to the detriment of the assignment.
Ultimately, my exhaustion directed my nocturnally loyal body to my bed thereby rendering me half dead albeit still breathing in the process.
Best Regards.
Akpos
Akpos
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