Wickedness is when u put Taribo, OBJ, Taye
Taiwo and Bance in front of kids
& tell them to sing
'All things bright & beautiful'".
Hehehe. Lwkmd it is not well oo
An igbo man will never forget his change with a bus conductor!
He'll rather set a reminder on his fone
Ugly people be like;
How can you face your problem when the problem is your face?
Lo...Ba...Tan!! !
"Let there be light" & there was light, so he separated d light from d darkness,
d light he called generator &
d darkness he called NEPA.
Nollywood why na, how can an
angel wear wristwatch? ☹
Correct me if I'm wrong. Men regret ladies they didn't sleep with,
while ladies regret men they slept with.
Dear girlfriend, Don't go out to insult hefty guys. I won't fight back but I promise to be beside U
on d hospital bed...... LoBaTan !!!
Faith is wen a graduating student obtains CLEARANCE FORM wen he hasn't checked any of his results... Hehehe
Ladies surprise your boyfriend today: Collect his account details and deposit money into it..... Its Romantic
Money is not everything!?
Of cos money is everything,
its just a lie we tell poor people sothat they won't start a riot. Lolz
D woman who made d phrase " All men are the same" was a woman who lost her chinese husband in a chinese crowd.=))
Re u single n tired of life, want 2 get married ?
Challenge God by buyn a wedin Gown. He'll get a Groom. If Groom no come, activate more faith &rent a Hall
If u like cook PRADA rice inside GUCCI pot, wif LV chicken on top D&G gas and dish am 4 CALVIN KLEIN plate, if u no sabi cook u no sabi cook"
An Ibo Guy was raped by some ladies alongside Onitsha Main market yesterday morning while jogging...
This morning over 100 guys where found jogging past the same road...
What are they looking for there?
Akpos: I am dreamin to be rich just like
my father.
Teaher: " Is ur father rich?
Akpos: No, he's dreaming Too
*************** ***************
Naija Girls I hail 0! So because you met Gbenga inside a public transport and he bought gala & viju for you.You now saved his number as "Gbenga Gala"=))
& tell them to sing
'All things bright & beautiful'".
Hehehe. Lwkmd it is not well oo
An igbo man will never forget his change with a bus conductor!
He'll rather set a reminder on his fone
Ugly people be like;
How can you face your problem when the problem is your face?
Lo...Ba...Tan!! !
"Let there be light" & there was light, so he separated d light from d darkness,
d light he called generator &
d darkness he called NEPA.
Nollywood why na, how can an
angel wear wristwatch? ☹
Correct me if I'm wrong. Men regret ladies they didn't sleep with,
while ladies regret men they slept with.
Dear girlfriend, Don't go out to insult hefty guys. I won't fight back but I promise to be beside U
on d hospital bed...... LoBaTan !!!
Faith is wen a graduating student obtains CLEARANCE FORM wen he hasn't checked any of his results... Hehehe
Ladies surprise your boyfriend today: Collect his account details and deposit money into it..... Its Romantic
Money is not everything!?
Of cos money is everything,
its just a lie we tell poor people sothat they won't start a riot. Lolz
D woman who made d phrase " All men are the same" was a woman who lost her chinese husband in a chinese crowd.=))
Re u single n tired of life, want 2 get married ?
Challenge God by buyn a wedin Gown. He'll get a Groom. If Groom no come, activate more faith &rent a Hall
If u like cook PRADA rice inside GUCCI pot, wif LV chicken on top D&G gas and dish am 4 CALVIN KLEIN plate, if u no sabi cook u no sabi cook"
An Ibo Guy was raped by some ladies alongside Onitsha Main market yesterday morning while jogging...
This morning over 100 guys where found jogging past the same road...
What are they looking for there?
Akpos: I am dreamin to be rich just like
my father.
Teaher: " Is ur father rich?
Akpos: No, he's dreaming Too
*************** ***************
Naija Girls I hail 0! So because you met Gbenga inside a public transport and he bought gala & viju for you.You now saved his number as "Gbenga Gala"=))
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