Sunday, 25 August 2013

The most funny tribe in Nigeria


1.A HAUSA man who removes his shoes 2 enter a taxi.
2.An IGBO man who goes 2 d bank with a spanner 2 open an account.
3.A YORUBA man who goes 2 bed wt a ruler just 2 know how long he has slept.
4. A TIV man who watches news on TV...and waves at d news caster.
5. An EFIK nurse who wakes up a sleeping patient simply becos she 4got 2 give him sleeping pills.
6. An IGALA man who turns down d volume of his TV becos he wants 2 read a text message.
7. An EDO man who sprays himself wt Raid insecticide 2 keep mosquitoes away.
8. An IKWERE man who polishes his shoes 2 take passport sized photo.

9. An ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree 2 check if d mangoes r ripe enuff...then came down & start trying to pluck the mangoes with stones.
10. A BAJJU man seriouly campaignin 4 late yakowa 2015 governatorial election
11. A FULANI man who chooses 2 drink Fanta becos he thinks Sprite is unripe.
12. A GWARI man who sees something like 'poo'...touche­­­s & tastes it...and says, ''Hmmm...na poo o....thank God l no match am''
13. A NUPE man who puts his radio inside d refrigerator becos he wants to listen to cool fm

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