Mr. Akpors was blessed with a beautiful wife and got a bouncing baby boy under the age of seven. To please his lovely family with fun, he bought a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie from a shopping center. He decided to test it during dinner with his family the next day.
Mr. Akpors: Son, Where were you today?
Akpors junior: I was at school dad.
Robot Slaps The Son!
Akpors Junior: ok dad, i went to nkechi's house to watch dvd....
Mr. Akpors: What sort of dvd?
Akpors junior: Toy story
Robot Slaps The Son Again!
Akpors junior: papa, it was an ungodly dvd (cries out)
Mr. Akpors: What! when i was at your age, i only watched godly dvds and cartoons
Robot Slaps Akpors!
Mrs Akpors laughs out: He's certainly your son, (like father like son)
Robot Slaps Mrs Akpors
Give me a word that could best describe Akpors Family
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