Dad: Son, please buy me a soft drink..
Akpors: Coke or Pepsi?
Dad: Coke.
Akpors: Diet or regular?
Dad: Regular.
Akpors: Bottle or can?
Dad: Bottle.
Akpors: Litre or oz?
Dad: Chineke!! Wetin??!! Just buy me water!
Akpors: Natural or Mineral?
Dad: Mineral.
Akpors: Hot or cold?
Dad(angry): I'm gonna strike you with a broom!
Akpors: Stick broom or soft broom?
Dad: Huh!!! Just get outta here!
Akpors: Now or tomorrow?
Dad: Now!
Akpors: Are you accompanying me or not?
Dad: I will kill you!
Akpors: With knife or with gun?
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