Akpors is a house boy who drinks the wine of his
Boss with impunity then adds water to cover his
tracks.
His Boss was suspicious & decided to buy pasties (a
French wine that changes color if u add water just
like dettol).
Unknowing, Akpors drank from d wine & topped it
up with water as usual.
Sadly
for him, immediately he added water d pasties
became milky & when d
Boss came back & noticed it, he knew he had
nailed Akpors.
Akpors knew he was in trouble & decided to stay
put in d kitchen
when his boss came home.
The Boss told his wife about whathe observed.
Akpors!, he called from the sitting room.
He answered: Yes, Boss.
Who drank my pasties?.
Akpors :No answer.
The Boss asked again: still no answer.
Then d Boss went to the kitchen 2meet him there:
Are u insane or what? Why when I call u say yes
boss but when I ask you a question u dont
answerme?
Akpos retorted, hmmm oga when u are in d
kitchen u dont understand anything at all, except
ur name
Is
that so? asked the boss, Okay, go to the bar stand
beside Madam, while Ill go into d kitchen & then ask me a
question
Akpos accepted. When his boss was in d kitchen
he shouts: Boss.
Yes, Akpors his Boss answers. Akpos then asks,
Who goes into the maids bedroom when Madam is not at home?
No answer.
D boi shouted again: Boss, I say who dey sneak to d
maids room when madam no dey house?
No answer.
The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting Wonders
will never cease!
Akpos, It is true, when one is in the kitchen, one
does not hear
anything, except ones name.
D wife interrupted, thats not true. Its a lie without argument. Akpos asked if
shell enter d
magic kitchen 2be tested. She agreed.
Akpos asks madam, Whos juniors biological
father? Me or d Boss?
Madam: Mad rushed out of the kitchen. This kitchen needs to be fumigated I cant understand
anything.
One world for them!!
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