Tuesday, 25 June 2013

Shell Graduate Programme

The Shell Graduate Programme is a development framework that enables new graduates to become fully independent Shell professionals in 2-5 years.

At Shell, new graduates have access to an unparalleled range of roles and world-class training and development opportunities, including:
• Leadership skills development
• Networking, Coaching and Mentoring relationships
• Learning curriculum (training, e-learning modules, accreditation)

Requirement:
• Graduates who finished with a very good degree at the Undergraduate level
• Graduates who are currently engaged in or have finished their National Youth Service
• Graduates who completed their first degree not more than four years ago

Monday, 24 June 2013

The Italia man who went to malta

Tony Adams linked with Antalyaspor

Arsenal legend Tony Adams is in talks with Turkish club Antalyaspor.
Adams is available since leaving Azerbaijan's Gabala FC.

Britain plans £3000 visa bonds for Nigerians, others

LONDON (AFP) – Britain is planning to force visitors from India, Pakistan, Nigeria and other countries whose nationals are deemed to pose a “high risk” of immigration abuse to provide a cash bond before they can enter the country, a report said Sunday.

The Sunday Times newspaper said that from November, a pilot scheme would target visitors from those three countries plus Bangladesh, Sri Lanka and Ghana.
Visitors aged 18 and over would be forced to hand over £3,000 ($4,600, 3,500 euros) from November for a six-month visit visa.
They will forfeit the money if they overstay in Britain after their visa has expired.
Initially the scheme will target hundreds of visitors, but the plan is to extend it to several thousand, according to the broadsheet’s front-page report.

Saturday, 22 June 2013

I'm 20 years old and pregnant for a married man

I am a 20 year old woman living in the UK and also studying here. My parents have been at war since I can remember and I have to rely on my siblings to take care of me, I am reluctant to ask them though as everyone works hard and times are difficult.
I have had my fair share of horrible boyfriends in the past few years, I have dated so many stingy men that would not give me a penny but I am usually not bothered about this as I don't date men because of their money. I have although since decided to remain single and just have the usual one night stand because I am tired of the constant heartbreak and pain. Until recently.

I recently got introduced to a married man and the initial plan was to have him spend on me, I didn't want to but as I was about to be kicked out of my flat for lack of payments I did what I had to. I wasn't going to go any further with him but he turned out to be really nice. I tried to cut contact with him but unfortunately he had fallen head over heels in love with me. If he doesn't see me or hear from me in an hour he becomes frantic and agitated. He tells all his friends here in the Uk about me, takes me to their houses and introduces me as his girlfriend.

This is a man with a wife and 4 beautiful children whom I happen to know very well through him introducing me to them. He keeps saying he would make me his second wife which of course I don't believe and always has sex with me unprotected despite my refusal. Also he has not given me any more money since he paid my rent for the owed 2 months, any time I ask him he gives one excuse or the other, even paying for my cab to wherever is too much to ask of him. I desperately want to get out of it but now I think I might be pregnant for him.  

I'm so confused about the next step, I'm scared if I tell him I'm pregnant he'll disappear but I also can't take care of a child on my own as I have not even graduated from university. I've thought about going to tell his wife but I'll just be labelled a home wrecker and loaded with all the blame. Please what do I do?

Thursday, 20 June 2013

First Lady's Rivers Visit Shuts Down Port Harcourt

Residents of the Old Government Reservation Area (GRA) in Port Harcourt, the Rivers State capital, have cried out over the inconveniences they have been suffering since the First Lady, Patience Jonathan, arrived the state last Friday.

Since Mrs. Jonathan arrived in the city, there has been massive security around her private residence at Bauchi Street, Old GRA.
All the adjoining streets had been condoned off, while an Armoured Personnel Carrier  (APC) is stationed at the entrance of Bauchi Street.
Security personnel have also set up surface bunkers in the adjoining streets, while pedestrian and vehicular traffic are restricted into the adjoining streets.
Yesterday, for instance, vehicles going into the GRA from Amadi Flat area were diverted into Aba Road or were forced to make use of the few streets allowed.
This caused a massive traffic gridlock, as the few open streets in the neighbourhood were under reconstruction.
However, despite the security presence, Port Harcourt Primary School, located at the entrance to Bauchi Street, was open  Monday, as teachers and pupils were allowed into the school for normal activities.
But a female teacher, who would not want to be named, told THISDAY that while the security operatives were very polite, their presence was a distraction to the pupil.
“The policemen and other security personnel here have been very polite. They did not harass us, but their

Barclays Premier League 2013/2014 season starts. United away to Swansea, Chelsea Host Hull and Arsenal host Aston Villa

Champions Manchester United will travel to Swansea City for their first Premier League match under new manager David Moyes, while Manuel Pellegrini's Manchester City are at home to Newcastle United on August 17.

United, kicking off their league campaign without Alex Ferguson in charge for the first time since 1986, were handed a tricky opening five matches in fixture lists published on Wednesday.
They host Chelsea, with Jose Mourinho back in charge for the second time, on August 24 before Moyes makes a return to Merseyside with a game at Anfield against old foes Liverpool on August 31.
The champions then take on promoted Crystal Palace before making the short journey to the Etihad Stadium for the first Manchester derby against last year's runners-up with their new Chilean manager on September 22.
The return Manchester derby at Old Trafford is scheduled for March 21.
"Lively start to the season! Let us at them," declared United defender Rio Ferdinand on Twitter.
Chelsea, third last season behind the Manchester clubs, start at Stamford Bridge against newly promoted Hull City with Frank Lampard hoping to make a record 18th appearance in an opening fixture of a Premier League season.

The west Londoners then host Aston Villa after their trip north to United.
Everton, with Roberto Martinez stepping into Moyes's shoes, start out at Norwich City before hosting Chelsea as

Saturday, 15 June 2013

LNG Undergraduate Scholarship Scheme.

The Management of Nigeria LNG Limited wishes to invite interested First Year undergraduates in Nigerian Universities to apply for the 2013/2014 NLNG Scholarship Award.
The purpose of Nigeria LNG Scholarship Award Scheme is to promote academic excellence amongst undergraduates in tertiary institutions in Rivers State and the rest of the country.
NLNG Undergraduate Scholarship Scheme 2013 / 2014
All applications should include the following attachments (in any of the following formats – JPEG, BMF PNG, and GIFF):

If you can’t beat them


Advice for you

1. @ 35years, "all the single ladies" by Beyonce is your ringtone. My dear, keep it up, U surely run da world.
2. @ 40 years, U wake up everyday from sleep by 10am, Ah! the witches in ur village are mean o
3. @ 35years, U are still draggin the head of fish with ur siblings at home, My dear, RICK ROSS must be sitting on top of ur future.
4. @ 40years, U are still asking ur parent for offering money every sunday, My broda, U need all the Men of God in Nigeria to pray for you o.
5. @ 40years, U are still searching for that PERFECT gentleman to marry, Aunty na wa o, U must be the LEGEND OF THE SEEKER
6. @ 15years, Ur status is "single & searching"... what are you searching for? U be satellite??
7. @ 25years, You have slept with morethan 100 gals, my broda, If you keep it up you go break Solomon's Bible record o

Sunday, 9 June 2013

Leiden University Excellence Scholarship (LExS) at Leiden University, Netherlands

Brief description:
The Leiden University Excellence Scholarship Programme (LExS) is open to outstanding  Non-EU/EEA students pursuing a master’s degree programme at Leiden University.
Host Institution(s):
Leiden University, The Netherlands.
Field of study:
All MA, MSc and LL.M programmes as mentioned on the website Master’s programmes in Leiden,  a number of programs have a start date in September only.
Number of Awards:
Not specified.
Target group:
The scholarship programme is intended for international candidates  from Non-EU/EEA students showing the highest achievements and promise for a master’s degree study.
Scholarship value/inclusions:
The Leiden University Excellence Scholarship programme has 5 awards:
•  Platinum Covers the tuition fee minus the home fee* and an allowance of €10,000 for living costs
•  Gold Covers the tuition fee minus the home fee*

What would you like to become when you GROW up

Some journalist were interviewing children
across the
world on what they would like to become
when they
GROW up The first person was an Indian Boy.
What will you like to become when you grow
up ,
he answered - I wud like to be a software
engineer
second Boy from America - I wud like to be a
Neurosurgeon Boy from china - I would like
to become
a Pilot .....the interview continue like that until
they got
to akpors from Nigeria. Interviewer: akpors
why ain't you talking, what
would you like to become when you grow up,
akpors anwered -Person wey never chop dey
GROW?
GIVE ME FOOD ABEG!!! 

Arsenal reached an agreement of £18.5m for Higuain

Gonzalo Higuain
Arsenal have agreed a deal for a rather more plausible target, Real Madrid striker Gonzalo Higuain, who has reportedly been on Arsene Wenger's radar for some time.

Various sources state that Arsenal have entered into an agreement of personal terms with Real Madrid’s Gonzalo Higuain.


According to the Spanish website Sport.esArsenal and Real Madrid have reached an agreement of £18.5m for Higuain.


However, the website suggests that the move hinges on Arsenal scraping into the Champions League, and if they fail then Higuain could turn his back on the Gunners and start fluttering his eyelids in the direction of Spurs.
The Argentina striker, who arrived in Spain from River Plate in 2007, has been linked with a move to both Arsenal and Spurs in the past, and appears determined to leave the Bernabeu at the end of the season after losing his place in the starting line-up to French international Karim Benzema.
Last week, Real Madrid general manager Jose Angel Sanchez said “In a great club like Real [Madrid],

Tu-yu's birthday.

Father: Akpors am hearing some noise in our neighbours house, what is goin on there?
Akpors: i think someone has a birthday?
Father: birthday?
Akpors: yes papa, someone is celebratin birthday today.
Father: i guess is dat Beautiful girl?
Akpors: whch beautiful girl?
Father: Akpors stop pretending as if u dont knw d girl am talkin abt?The girl u have been tellin me that u like.
Akpors: (laughing), papa u ar funny o, u mean Tinuke?
Father: exactly
Akpors: is dat d girl u said she is beautiful?.

BREAKING NEWS: BEYONCÉ IS DEAD!!!

BREAKING NEWS!!!
.
.
BEYONCÉ IS DEAD!!!

BEYONCÉ died in the early hours of Today around 6:45am. According to a reliable source, She was said to die after an unsuccesful surgery(operation) that was was performed on her recently. Her burial to be fixed soon


via: Al Jazeera News

Andrew Beal Offers $1M To Anyone Able To Solve This Mathematical Equation.

Andrew Beal
The Texas based American Mathematical Society (AMS) on Tuesday said $1 million will be awarded for the publication of a solution to the Beal Conjecture number theory problem.
Dallas banker D. Andrew Beal first offered the Beal Prize in 1997 for $5,000. Over the years, the amount has grown. AMS spokesman Michael Breen says a solution is more difficult than the one for a related problem – Fermat’s Last Theorem – which didn’t have a published solution for hundreds of years.
Mr Beal is a self-taught mathematician and founder of the Beal Prize. He says he wants to inspire young people to pursue math and science.
An AMS-appointed committee will award this prize for either a proof of, or a counterexample to, the Beal Conjecture, published in a refereed and respected mathematics publication.
The prize money is being held in trust by the AMS until it is awarded. Income from the prize fund is used to

I have learned (chinese proverb)

"I have learned, I came alone and I have to go alone. I have learned,
People are with you only when they need you, Not otherwise.I have learned,
extra care of anyone by you will ulltimately bring blame on you,Not
appreciation. I have learned,
blood is thicker than water I have learned, but money is even thicker
than blood I have learnt
Ultimately........I have learned, Love yourself first and then Love other
people I have learnt"

Thursday, 6 June 2013

AKPORS GOOD SAMARITAN

Mary lost her BB Z10....
She decided to call the number to see if the
thief would be nice enough to pick the call....
She dialled the number and a deep voice
answered d phone
AKPORS: Hello,...who is dis???....
MARY: its me, the owner of the phone u are
using.
AKPORS: oh, thank God! i have been looking
for you since
MARY: Really? Lookin for me? you want to
return the phone?... thank u!
AKPORS: hell no, i want to collect the charger,
BB charger is very expensive in the market
MARY: Thunder fire u idiot

Wednesday, 5 June 2013

AKPOS APPLICATION LETTER

Dear sir,

I am Name is AKPOS, I apply to my job of security guard to you boss in your company of GTBank. ... I am
complete to Sitted 7 examination certificate in 2003. My skool here... KAMWALA BASIC very good. ...
I am 29 ears to be Born of age and no wafe and no childish. My father dead long time ago and my mother
is marry in CONGO REPUBLIC country there 10 years now, no sees her until now, so nobody known to help me...no money and food and tea and drink.

My certificate is just sitting in home for itself, but passes in Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects but fail in English because of eazy teacher teaching me is look jelous of myself because i wear expenses cloth and shoe than teacher musonda. I here that people you want security guards to your company and I tell you I am

Monday, 3 June 2013

Best breakup letter I've seen


Woman dumps cheating boyfriend by leading him on hunt for all his belongings she's hidden. The letter was posted on Imgur three days ago and has already been viewed 1,210,627 times.

Melbourne International Research Scholarships (MIRS)

Brief description:
The Melbourne International Research Scholarships (MIRS) is awarded to international students wishing to undertake graduate research degree studies at the University of Melbourne. MIRSs are funded by the University with each faculty having a limited number to award.
Host Institution(s):
University of Melbourne, Australia
Field of study: Any graduate research degree offered at University of Melbourne
Number of Awards:
Each year the University offers about 220 new Melbourne Research Scholarships (MRSs), of which about 100 are normally awarded to international students as MIRSs.
Target group:
International students who wish to study at University of Melbourne.
Scholarship value/inclusions:
Benefits provided by the MIRS include:
• Living allowance of $24,653 per annum (2013 rate)

Sunday, 2 June 2013

What's the Title of the Song

You're in the Car
With your Mum and Dad,
Your Mum is driving
And Rihanna's song
"Shut up & Drive"
Is playing on Radio,
Your Mum asked
"What's the Title of the Song"...
What will be you
Response?

Saturday, 1 June 2013

Kofi Annan €58,000 MBA Fellowship for Developing Countries to Study at ESMT Berlin, Germany. 2013/2014

Kofi Atta Annan
Brief description
The Kofi Annan Business School Foundation offers fellowship grant for an emerging leader from a developing country for a one-year full-time MBA education at European School of Management and Technology (ESMT) in Berlin, Germany 2013/2014

Eligible Fields
Masters in Business Administration

About Scholarship
The Kofi Annan Fellowship provides the opportunity for talented and motivated students from developing countries who do not belong to a privileged class and lack sufficient financial means to study management at ESMT in Berlin and graduate with a prestigious MBA from the most international business school in Germany.
Upon return to their home countries, the fellows are expected to contribute to the strengthening of entrepreneurial capacity and the fostering of a stable market economy as an effective catalyst for their country’s development, job creation, and poverty alleviation.

Scholarship Type: Full fee MBA Scholarship

Eligibility and Selection Criteria

Bachelor degree of any kind, a minimum of three years’ professional experience, GMAT, fluency in written and spoken English, willingness to contribute to building the economy and society of the home country with entrepreneurial impetus.

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