Tu-yu's birthday.

Father: Akpors am hearing some noise in our neighbours house, what is goin on there?
Akpors: i think someone has a birthday?
Father: birthday?
Akpors: yes papa, someone is celebratin birthday today.
Father: i guess is dat Beautiful girl?
Akpors: whch beautiful girl?
Father: Akpors stop pretending as if u dont knw d girl am talkin abt?The girl u have been tellin me that u like.
Akpors: (laughing), papa u ar funny o, u mean Tinuke?
Father: exactly
Akpors: is dat d girl u said she is beautiful?.
Father: ofcos, is she not?
Akpors: Papa, she is nt only beautiful, she is an Angel.
Father(smile) ok, so is she d one celebratin her birthday?
Akpors: i dont tink is her o.
Father: so, who else?
Akpors: i tink is Tu-yu's birthday.
Father: who is Tuyu?
Akpors: me too i dont knw o.
Father: so hw do u knw is Tuyu.
Akpors: Becos am hearin Happy birthday Tu-you.