1. @ 35years, "all the single ladies" by Beyonce is your ringtone. My dear, keep it up, U surely run da world.
2. @ 40 years, U wake up everyday from sleep by 10am, Ah! the witches in ur village are mean o
3. @ 35years, U are still draggin the head of fish with ur siblings at home, My dear, RICK ROSS must be sitting on top of ur future.
4. @ 40years, U are still asking ur parent for offering money every sunday, My broda, U need all the Men of God in Nigeria to pray for you o.
5. @ 40years, U are still searching for that PERFECT gentleman to marry, Aunty na wa o, U must be the LEGEND OF THE SEEKER
6. @ 15years, Ur status is "single & searching"... what are you searching for? U be satellite??
7. @ 25years, You have slept with morethan 100 gals, my broda, If you keep it up you go break Solomon's Bible record o
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