Conversation between a girl and dad

Girl: Dad,I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I'm in United State and he
lives in the UK. We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had
long chats on whatsapp, proposed to each other on skype, and now 2 months of
relationship through viber, i need your blessings and good wishes daddy

Her dad said: Really!then get married on twitter, have fun on tango. Buy your
kids on e-bay, send them through gmail. And if you are fed up with your
husband.... sell him on amazon.com