Friday, 12 April 2013

Bible Quiz


Q: Who is judas?
AKPOS: a farmer and vegetarian.

Q: why?
AKPOS: becos judas eats carrot.

Q: where is judas from?
AKPOS: Nigeria.

Q: which tribe?
AKPOS: igbo.

Q: why?
AKPOS: becos he loves money.

Q: what is Lazarus surname?
AKPOS: Comfort.

Q: why?
AKPOS: becos wen Jesus came to his grave, He
shouted"Lazarus ­ Comfort".

Q: who are the brothers of Lazarus that climb
the tree to see Jesus?

AKPOS: Aki And Pawpaw.
Q: why?
AKPOS: because they are short men.

Q: complete this bible quote,"many are called
but..."
AKPOS: many are called but few have the credit
to call back.

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