* Bcos u wnt to impress ur girlfriend, u wan cum act Jackie
chan in front of a furios mopo, sorry bro...RIP in advnce.
* On ur girlfriend's bday, u bought her BB Z10 and bought
Air Freshner 4 ur mum on her bday.
What can i really say 2 u bro? Enjoy ur journey 2 hades.
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* You are 35 nd u re ugly, poor plus u can't cook and yet u kip
playing hard 2 get. Plz tell us how d witch in ur village is doing it.
* You 've dated black, light, skinny, phat, rich, poor, handsome nd ugly guyz nd u still
searching 4 d ryt person? Kip searching sis and plz enjoy d
ultimate search.
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* To all d girlfriends who kip asking 4 money 4rm their
boyfrnd, u shuld knw ur boifrnd can't b ur source of income; it's
called a relationship not a job opportunity.
* To all those who enjoys cheating, dating is meant 4 just 2 people. . .It's called a relationship,
not a group meeting...
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