Monday, 22 April 2013

Letter to the single ladies

Dear ladies, Firstly, if u are still struggling to find a husband at an old age because u are looking for a perfect man, Something is certainly wrong with
u. Now, your propaganda magazine tells u that 'All men are liars, cheats and useless, but let’s be honest here, which is more likely? Is it that there’s something wrong with about 70million African men, OR there is something wrong with one African Woman, U.

The Truth is this when a product is not doing well, the sales team doesn’t blame the

customers,
they either blame d product or sales and marketing strategy.

So ladies, have u been marketing yourselves? What’s your Marketing strategy? Do u think u will be picked out of d shelf and placed in d basket of matrimony if u are always hanging out with that coven of witches u call friends?

Those ladies who intimidate any man who approaches u. Hmmmm drinking yourself to stupor every Friday and
Saturday night does not exactly make u
look like a marriage material. Neither will
any product (U) do well in the market if d sales team (U) reeks of desperation.

Nagging, whining only tells a man that he is watching a
preview of what life will be like if he walks down d aisle with you. If your precious Ex's all complained about your Nags, get a gag!

U want a man?... invest in a good wardrobe, and dress well. When a man comes to you, smile and be polite, even if hedoes not fit your mental image of your kind of man. At 18,
most ladies already have an image of her perfect man, which includes height, body type and wealth. As time goes on, a lady will add moreand more qualities on her list, such that by d time she is dating for
marriage, not a single man alive can
meet her exact standards.
Ladies, stop coming to relationship with a chip on your shoulder.

If u believe All
men are 'Bad' all men are Dogs, then it
will become a self
fulfilling prophesy. No man is perfect, if u want to find a perfect man, you will have to do a genesis chapter one and make him out of
clay, and breath life to him. And even then, chances are, he may still disappoint. You say u cant marry a blue collar guy like a mechanic or carpenter, Now if a carpenter was good enough to
marry Mary mother of the Jesus Christ, why isnt one good enough for you?

Do not focus on where a man is now, but look and see where he has the
potentials to be. Don’t focus on some petty physical features that are not up to your
Mexican soap-opera standards. Hmmmmm
your dream man, will he be faithful? Will he be a good father to your kids and a good husband to u? Will he
love, cherish and
respect u? What’s the point of been
beaten to a pulp every night by some rich, good looking and womanizing jerk?

Do u want a future where u will sit in a
traffic in your BMW
X6, GUCCI sunglasses covering your swollen eyes and u
look out of d window and see a happy couple in a keke napep holding hands,
laughing and giggling like newly
wedded couple even after 12 years of
marriage.

Africa (NIGERIA) is full of good men, you are just so caught up day dreaming about your fantasy man that they are passing unnoticed before your very eyes.

Don’t be cynical,
fussy and uptight. Improve your product, and how it’s marketed and the demand for it will grow through the
roof. And remember u are competing in a
modern African market. Don’t fake
pregnancy or get pregnant to trap him,
e no dey work again joor! Ur perfect man is out there. He may not look like what u
want or expect,
but if u give him
a chance, the two of u will find joy,
companionship and
completion like u have never thought possible, Everybody can love a rose, but it
takes a great heart
to include the thorns……. .wish you the
best in your quest for a life partner. By Samuel Tboy Chinaza

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