Saturday, 20 April 2013

Riddles

1. What does every man hate, yet
no man wants to lose?

*His Job.



2. What runs day and night, but
never stops?

*A River.

3. How many sides does a circle
have?

*Two. The inside and the outside.

4. What has wheels and flies?

*A Garbage Truck.

5. Melissa's mother has 7 kids. Their
names are Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and
Saturday. What is the 7th kid's
name?

*Melissa.

6. What weighs more? A pound of
bricks or a pound of feathers?

*They both weigh a pound, so
they both weigh the same.

7. If you have three oranges and
you take away two, how many
will you have?

*The answer is two, since you
have taken two.

8. What gets wetter the more it
dries?

*A Towel.

9. What has four legs but cannot
walk?

*A Table.

10. What do cows drink?

*Water.

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